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Lorem Ipsum is the term for a style of typesetting text to simulate content on a published page. Porn Lorem Ipsum is a block of most every sexual term, included on the bottom of pornographic websites that (mainly) generate income for their owners by traffic rather than renting access to pornographic media. In this way, the block suggests the website features all the content referenced within the block.

This is a marketing technique exploiting the operation of search engines and the balkanized sexual preference of the internet community as a whole. Sites that are most popular and match the search phrase entered are at the top of the list the engine returns. People try those first, maintaining a ‘virtuous circle’ keeping them on top. Further, the block is created to represent the greatest amount of possible preferences. Purporting to satisfy obscure preferences attracts the visitors who are most committed to following links. Their dedication reflects a quest for quality in a scarce market (depending upon the particular preference).

Visit a second-hand porn site, one that offers thumbnails and links to other sites but no exclusive content. These span a large ‘height’ but eventually the photos peter out on the bottom. Below this appears a blank space. The web designer puts the porn lorem ipsum below this, but hidden. Often the font is small and often the same color as the background. The marketer hides it because it is not a summary of all the content available on the site. It is an exhaustive list of all the content ever created anywhere. The technique hopes to draw the entire population to its threshold.

Type a sexual query in your search engine. I chose “teen clit.” (Tamer phrases work, but these sites typically get by without using porn lorem ipsum.) The first page of results usually only returns readable exerpts. Sometimes one will slip through:

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Granted, those are only exerpts the search engine provides. To see a whole block of porn lorem ipsum, you need to brave the site or try the engine’s cached version. I used nycg_nywg_cap_gov/_thumbs/her/bad/1/fetish_html.

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Just scan that. There is a bit of repetition of both common and uncommon terms. Microsoft Word says the entire paragraph is six inches when single spaced. It has 344 words and 2802 characters (including spaces). Despite that, it is medium sized. Depending upon the site, the section may be three times longer in the attempt to include every fetish, living or dead. This is the sense relating it to normal lorem ipsum. No one writes it to be read; marketers include it to cultivate the expectation of content.

Porn lorem ipsum has a half-brother. Youtube’s system of tagging videos has encouraged a 'whitewashed' version of this practice. The attention seeker posts a video of a female gyrating in underwear and puts a long series of tags to capture everyone. But the video's description is a link the poster hopes will be used on the premiss that there are more clips of that type on the linked website. www_youtube_com/watch?v=fGEWhnsfnuk displays a typical example:

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(The list is many times longer and varied. These first few lines are nonetheless representative of the whole.)

The content poor website has many tools to manipulate the weak. Porn lorem ipsum is the first because it pops up in the search for a porn site. If the search option has a whiff of this mishmash rather than a series of sentences integrating the search terms, avoid the website. Sentences are not a promise of quality, but the designer employing one word tags to garner attention definitely does not offer any value. A sounder strategy involves seeking out particular models rather than types of sexual activity.

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