. Take two fresh, steaming, molten
slices of dollar pizza
from your local, neighbourhood or (if you're lucky) downstairs parlour
. Lovingly stack your cold, leftover
piece against the top faces of those two, frigidly nestling
among their gooey cheese
and toppings initially, but invariably warming sooner than not to their erotic attentions in a culinary menange a trois
Of course, any such sinful indulgence must bear a fitting and appropriate punishment. Thus, before your slices begin enjoying themselves too much... you gobble them down, one two three in a triple-decker pizza sandwich.
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