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A natural aphrodisiac from the Spice Islands

Island PrideDouble Trouble
SEAMOSS --- Aphrodisia Marina, Phallus Duratus
Ready To Drink - Delicious With Evaporated Milk
Wakes up the men!  Invigorates the women!
Ingredients: Seamoss, Bois Bande4, Sugar, Water, Spices, Citric Acid, Sodium Benzoate

155ml Made by Capricorn Enterprises, LTD, Carriacou, Grenada, W.I.

Seamoss is a form of seaweed (species Gracilaria and Eucheuma) that occurs naturally in the Caribbean Sea.  It is dried, pulverized and sold either as a liquid or jelly, in the Saint Lucian islands where it has a hearty reputation as a potent aphrodisiac.  It can be found under a variety of brand names including Creme de la Mer, Seamoss Jelly, and my favorite,  Double Trouble Seamoss is consumed as a drink, either straight up, or mixed in a variety of punches.  It is also used in puddings, and desserts. Seamoss is also used in a variety of beauty products.3

The seamoss plant grows in the ocean a few feet below the surface and has no roots, leaves or flowers.  The plants consist of seaweed fronds attached to a central stem that is anchored to a rock or other stable surface allowing the plant to float and absorb sunlight and nutrients from the surrounding seawater.  Commercial seamoss mariculture1 is practiced on several islands in the Caribbean, including Grenada, St. Lucia & more recently Jamaica.

Seamoss Recipes

Seamoss Smoothie

    1/2 cup Seamoss Jelly
    1/2 cup evaporated milk
    1 TBS honey
    Dash of Angostura bitters
    1/4 tsp fresh ground cinnamon
    1/4 tsp fresh ground nutmeg
    1 peeled banana
    Juice and pulp from one orange
    Juice and pulp from one mango
    1 cup ice cubes
    Blend and serve with crushed ice

Tropical jelly mould2

    This jelly can also be used in place of ASPIC for setting any fruit, vegetable or fish mould.

    1 bottle. Creme de la Mer seamoss jelly
    11/2 lbs diced tropical fruits (except pineapple)
    1 tbsp sugar

    Toss fruit and sugar. Add Creme de la Mer Seamoss jelly. Put mixture into mould and leave to set in refrigerator. Remove from mould when set and serve with coconut cream or fresh dairy cream.

But what you are still wondering, is whether the widespread and enduring reputation seamoss enjoys as an aphrodisiac is deserved, right?  Without getting too graphic, let me just say, that based on my personal experience,
OMFG!Throbbing pulsing tumescenent glistening nirvana awaits you...


1 Seamoss mariculture cultivation: http://www.ncrpsonline.org/seamoss.htm 
Seamoss products, information & recipes: http://www.slucia.com/seamoss/
3 Seamoss beauty products: http://www.beautyhabit.com/molton_marine.html
4 Boise Bande (french for "Hard Wood"!) is another Caribbe aphrodisiac: http://www.caribbean-connexion.com/exports/afrodite.htm

Seamoss Cocktail Suggestions

Announcing a quest, well sort of...  I'm looking for some plausible drink recipes for seamoss cocktails.  /msg me with any suggestions. 

Seamoss Slimers

- Lay a dollop of seamoss in the bottom of a shotglass, 
- Add a hit of Rose's Lime
- Float Cuervo 1800 Tequila on top.

Down the hatch!


Seamoss Texican

 Jet-Poop says I'm not much for coming up with drink recipes, but here goes... 

(1) Put seamoss in a glass. 
(2) Add gin
(3) Chug.

 Jet-Poop says Momma may have raised a fool, but she didn't raise any boy who wanted to eat seaweed. ;)


Seamoss Snowball

  • In a cocktail shaker filled with crushed ice add:
  • Two oz. Double Trouble Seamoss
  • Two oz. Kahlua
  • Two oz. cheap vodka
  • Six oz Half & Half 
  • Shaken not stirred.  Makes two drinks



Other Helpful hints:

Cletus the Foetus says I don't know I can advise mixing alcohol and aphrodisiacs....

momomom says  "Phallus Duratus" TOO funny but does it cure the Living with mismatched libidos problem?

Chas4 says Homeopathic Viagra!

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