Ice Cube, the menace to society,
Informs his bitches thus: "I ain't tha 1;
I won't care for another's progeny,
So listen, bitch, I'm just up fo' some fun."
She sighs and then concedes that he has won,
Deceiving our protagonist Ice Cube:
Lo, with his cash she takes a shopping run,
thus making him to look a common rube.
But later in his vengeance grabs a tube,
He does prepare to fucking hit that ass;
he uses still the smallest drop of lube,
and visits all his wrath on that poor lass.
Reflects our hero: "It was a good day,
and I can rest now that I've gotten play."