Through the inspiration of I, Prince Buster

1 - Thou shalt have no other man but me
2 - Thou shalt not encourage no man to make love to you, neither kiss nor caress you, for I am your man, a very jealous man and is ready to lay low any other man that may intrude in our love.
3 - Remember to kiss and caress me, honour and obey me, in my every whim and fancy. Seven days a week and twice on Sundays, cos at no time will I ever be tired of I.T. , it
4 - Honour my name so that every other woman may honour it also
5 - Thou shalt not provoke me to anger, or my wrath will descend upon you heavily.
6 - Thou shalt not search my pockets at night, or annoy me with your hearsayings
7 - Thou shalt not shout my name in the streets if I am walking with another woman, but wait intelligently until I come home when we both can have it out peacably. For I am your man, a funny man and detest the scandal in public places.
8 - Thou shalt not drink, nor smoke nor use profane language. For those bad habits I will not stand for
9 - Thou shalt not commit adultery, for the world will not hold me guilty if I commit murder
10 - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours dress, nor her shoes, nor her bed, nor her hat, nor anything that's hers. Neither shalt thou call my attention to anything that may be for sale in any stores, for I will not give thee anything but what you actually need for your purpose.

Those are the ten commandments of man, given to woman by me Prince Buster.

From Ten Commandments by Prince Buster

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