The Magical speech impediment which commonly effects homosexual men. Its origins are unknown but its effects are detrimental to the effected person's speech patterns. It happens almost instantaneously and lasts until the victim realizes he sounds like a moron or must leave la la land behind and live in the real world.

This does not afflict every homosexual male and is almost non existent in the adult/professional gay population. Generally it is extra bad in drag queens and/or stage performers and anyone who "is gay", that is to say, they have no identity other than their cultural identity. It has been seen that, for some people, the state of "gayness" replaces all need for individuality just as is commonly found with the states of "Religiousness", "Politicalness" and "Athleticness".

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