The Pizza Chronicles

The Saran Wrap Dominatrix and Her Cellophane Bondage Slave	Pepperoni and pathos	That time I was almost killed by scary cult children	Sun Tzu in residential Canton Township
White Trash Encryption Algorithm	I could take this in doses large enough to kill	It was all I could do not to cry	The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
That punker chick who saved my life	Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH	The Everything guide to being a pizza driver	statute of limitations
Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy	Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air	M&M's standard operating procedure for bored engineers	Dairy Farm Adventures
If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people	Wild n' crazy fast food stories	Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy	Intensely hilarious chess adventures
The porno angle	September 15, 2000