If a rich man came to my door one day
and he gave me a ring
and the ring had a diamond big as my head
and if he got down on his knee and he said
Susan
my treasure my light and my love
will you marry me
I’d have to say no
same as I would if a man who was poor
came on his bended knee to my door
and said
Susan
my love my treasure my light
I’ll be a rich man if you’ll be my wife
I would refuse him and send him away
but men don’t go down on their knee for me now
neither scenario is likely these days
I don’t go down on my knees for them either
and my name isn’t Susan anyway.