When my girlfriend's feeling
kinky
And no, not like messed up
Slinkiestm
What I meant was
bondage fun
And not in some twisted
pun
I can
tie her up with rope
About this I do not joke!
Sometimes I tie her to a chair
Sometimes I hang her from her hair
Tied up, pushed down, on her face
I can tie her anyplace
Nothing turns my female on
Like being tied up for someone
I'd like to point out that this was a nodeshell. I didn't think this up all on my own. ;)
I'd also like to add that this is supposed to be humorous, and all in good fun. Please don't take offense, I don't mean any.