{BLANK BLACK OPENING}

{Distant screams}

{SHOT OF FIRELIGHT THROUGH DARK WOODS}

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the campfire...

{SLOW ZOOM FORWARD}

You might just find...

{CONTINUE SLOW ZOOM CLOSE TO EDGE OF CLEARING}

That something...

{Small snarling, as of a very mean chihuahua}

{ZOOM CLOSE TO DESERTED CAMPFIRE}

Has been waiting there for you.

{WHITE OBJECT WITH LONG FANGS LEAPS DIRECTLY AT CAMERA, ROARING}

This Halloween!

{JUMP CUT TO MARSHMALLOW BITING WOMAN HIKER'S NOSE AS SHE FALLS BACKWARD AND SCREAMS}

Get ready for the worst campout of your life!

{JUMP CUT TO MEN AND WOMAN HIKERS FIGHTING OFF SWARM OF MARSHMALLOWS}

In!

{JUMP CUT TO MAN GETTING MOLTEN CHOCOLATE IN HIS EYE AND SCREAMING}

Harsh Mallow 2: They Want S'more.

 

 

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