Why I poison the atmosphere and deplete our natural resources

Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name	500,000 people and nobody outdoors	Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?	Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
Things everyone should know about cars	Do you start feeling, ever?	Evidence for the manufactured energy crisis conspiracy, part 1	The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong	Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?	Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one	Things I miss about mom
Higher Education	Amsterdam	The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life	bong
the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet	Los Angeles	Cat's Cradle: Warhead	Witchiepoo
The real reason gas is so expensive	nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled	Ten Offences against the Holy Name