You're an excellent instructor
, sir. No, no, really, really you are.
It's just that you're a horrible, horrible
, disgracefully dismal teacher
You have no sense of your class
. None at all. And you can't even sense that much, you see? You go into detail when we all understand
, and you watch us lapse into perfect boredom
with whatever it is you're prattling on at. You gloss over the things that confound. You take for granted some background
that our last professor skipped because he ran out of time at the end of the semester, and you never, ever ask. You do not understand that it is the little things, the exponents and the symbols that all look exactly the same
if they are not carefully rendered
that catch an undergrad's attention, and that if you lose us on those you will never, ever get us back until we find out where it went wrong. And that may take time
You skip triple integrals
without ever skipping a beat.
You answer a question by saying we should have learned that already, and insinuate
guilt that we're taking your time by asking. A teacher should never
make a student
feel bad for the act of asking.
Your solutions set
s are atrocious. If you would not accept Q.E.D.
as an answer from us, do not use it to skip half a problem It is the setup that matters, and not the ending, for the setup
is what will keep us from ever, ever understanding
. What is logic to you is only logic because you have had so many years to let it become a matter you take for granted.
Do not say that this problem was done in class
, and therefore refuse to review it. If we did not understand well enough to be able to do the problem it is because we were unable to follow the first treatment
you gave, and while we may not know exactly where it went wrong, we are lost
. Do not penalize us for not having recognized that the first time. Do not penalize us for missing a class because you want us to realize our sin
You come in late every day and your lecture
always runs over time. You start a new topic with three minutes left and expect us to follow
when you show no sign of letting up.
You have not once in this entire semester
drawn any parallel between the math and what actually, physically happens
This is physics after all
, sir. Sir?
These are not sins exclusive
to you, sir. Many others have had them before you, but I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them on you
. And it is precisely
because you are an excellent
instructor, Your explanations are lucid
and complete, concise and well composed. But you do not teach
. You have the ability to teach, but you choose not to because you do not care
. You ask me to care about you and your class and I do not. I vehemently stand up in opposition to it because I am putting forth more effort
than you would ever even consider putting forth. And that is why I hold you in spite
. That is why I turn and walk away
, and why I will spit on you and your class once I absolutely blow you away with the most fantastic score
you have ever seen.