My friends and I refer to these as
hooker boots because when you wear them you look like a skank
ho...in a good way. These things give you power, my friend. When wearing them, you have more confidence than you ever had dreamed of, and for some reason, every guy in the
club wants to buy you a drink when the boots are paired with a black
miniskirt, and the
Penthouse model wants to take you and your
Catholic school girl clad roommate to her
orgy (if i were a
lesbian, life would be great).
Never underestimate the power of knee-high black boots.