Your loins are under layers of clothing 23 1/2 hours a day... and thats IF you take long showers! Face it, after years of this treatment your genitals want to get out! Spend some time in open clothing. You owe it to your favorite organs.

The fix is easy. Wear a kilt. Kilts are one of the best ways to ensure your loin air is fresh, and now you can find out how to wear a great kilt (or go and get a utilikilt from Naturally, this means that Pants are Optional. Alternatively, you could wear a sarong.

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