A meeting of the residents of a dorm or co-op, at which the elected house council, if there is one, usuallly mentions a few house issues, like the dorm ice-skating social next Friday. The few house residents at the meeting look blankly around, eat the free food that occasionally accompanies house meetings as an incentive for attendance, and leave.

Sometimes real issues are discussed, like what we should do to the fraternity next door after they left the oysters from their last party in our fridge for three weeks, causing the evacuation of the first floor when some poor bastard opened the refrigerator door. (We dumped the rotten oysters, seeping rancid oyster juice, in their trash cans. Fuckers.)

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