I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl

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Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date	How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night	Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.	Kissing Dutch kids
Everything Dutch	This Diamond Ring	Richard Nixon's Social Security Number	nursery rhyme
Dutch	The Last Words of Dutch Schultz	Little Red Riding Hood (Conservatively Correct Version)	Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Solaris	iambic pentameter	It's Very Stimulating	Don Rickles
inappropriate glance	Free drinks at the topless bar	Dutch auction	E2 Red Light District
pretty	The Great Wall of China