Findings:

• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• the person who loves to learn
• person
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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