There are two sides in the Juice Holy War
: Those who think juice should be sweet
and those who think it should be salty
, or at the very least tangy. Then there's the lunatic fringe
: Those who feel juice should be not only salty, but spicy hot as well.
Obviously these wise men
have established a headquarters at Campbell's
and are fueling the revolution with this delicious and wholesome tomato beverage. Be forewarned that Spicy V8 is a rare and addictive commodity. Many grocery stores
(puppets of the sweet-juice mafia
) don't carry it and will make all sorts of excuses as to why they never will (ex: "You're the only person who drinks it, and you live 500 miles
away.") Don't stand for this persecution at the hands of disgruntled cashiers
and tube-waisted middle managers
. Storm right out of there and go to Fred Meyer
. They usually have it.