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Toast, Mathemassacre
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TOAST

bread + Toaster = Toast = Toast.
.'. Toast = Toast.

Toast is greater than 0.
.'. Toast = Toast.
.'. bread is less than Toast
.'. bread is less than Toast
.'. bread is less than Toast
.'. Toaster is less than bread, Toast or both bread and Toast.
.'. Toast = Toast.
.'. Spoon + Fork = Spork
.'. Spork is equivalent to but does not equal knife
.'. Spork is equivalent Toast
.'. Spork + knife = GOD.
.'. Spork + God = SPOD
.'. Spork = Spork
.'. Father + Son + Holy Spirit is equivalent to knife + Fork + Spoon

Spoon != knife.
.'. I've played knifey-Spooney before, then.

Toast x Buddhist = Taoist.
.'. Spork != knife.

Toast^2 = VERY TOAST.
.'. Cereal != Breakfast.
.'. Buddha != God.
.'. Toast + Buddha = Breakfast

Root Spork = you.
.'. Toast = Toast.
.'. Root (Toast + God + Buddha)= 42.
.'. Boredom + Necronomicon = Cthulhu.

Dough + Fire = bread.
.'. Paper is less than Scissors is less than Rock is less than Paper.

Cereal is less than Toast.
.'. Ninja + Samurai = Ninja
.'. Samurai = NOTHING.
.'. Toast + Cheese = Cheese on Toast.

Ninja = Toast
.'. Toast = Toast.
.'. Toast = Toast.
.'. Samurai + Samurai = Boredom.

Toast is greater than France.
.'. Toast is greater than Samurai.
.'. God is great.
.'. Cheese grater.

Therefore, three things are proven.
1. God = Love.
2. Toast = Toast.
3. Ninja.