Vienna sausage is an artificial food product that is in the form of a stick. It looks like a tiny hot dog, but tastes like cat food. Vienna sausage is related to spam and potted meat, as they all reside in the same aisle at the grocery store and all come in small cans.

I've always had a theory about Vienna Sausages and the Vienna Boys Choir. I've always found those high notes they hit to be extremely suspicious.

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