Like the slips of paper in Chinese fortune cookies, one of my cats and I invariably get weird one-liners when drinking tea.
Other tea drinkers in the house who are people get I know because I've asked them, so I no longer
ask. Last night, trying a new brand, my tea bag tag says, "color develops before fully brewed". My cat gets "your actions will
affect mankind." We decide to have a second cup. My tag says," think twice, act once", or maybe it was "think once, act twice";
either way I didn't quite understand it so I asked the cat what she got. She was now drinking Darjeeling and it simply said,
"Reward Yourself."

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