The Official version of Beta Decay bugs me.
With a half-life of 10 minutes, a neutron spontaneously decays to proton, electron, anti-neutrino plus kinetic energy plus W meson etc
n => p + e - v
Instead of spontaneous, I wish it were a neutron swimming through a sea of neutrinos until it gets so close
n +v => p + e
I prefer 2 things getting close enough to interact and turning into 2 different things than the official version where one thing spontaneously turns into 3 things.
Every book just says it is the Official Version. No book say why. Every book says W mesons are necessary for the whole process. No book says why.