Behelit

user since

Sat Oct 7 2006 at 04:38:21 (17.6 years ago )

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Wed Mar 8 2023 at 02:17:47 (1.2 years ago )

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1 (Novice) / 256

mission drive within everything

To stare fixedly at one side of a question and never see the other side at all.

specialties

manipulating abstracts

school/company

Unseen University

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• "Dangerous chemicals": Absurd liberal myth
• 666 MHz
• 79 Hit! Marvelous!
• 867-5309/Jenny
• A libertarian paradox
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Anime clichés
• bare feet
• Behelit
• Body glitter is the curse of the cheating man
• Books that will induce a mindfuck
• Bush's foreign policy before 9/11 (idea)
• Cause-Effect Nullifier
• Civilization III
• Clausewitz and Terrorism
• Cock McNuggets
• cockslapping
• Cute waitresses
• deconstruction
• Denial of vaginal privileges
• Différance
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Donovan McNabb
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders
• Evangelion Music
• Everything2 Easter Eggs
• Everything2 is in direct violation of US Patent No. 6,031,537
• Female Goth stereotypes
• Findings:
• for Foucault, Derrida, for Derrida, Foucault
• Ford Probe GT
• Fox Mulder (person)
• fun Latin quotes
• fundamental attribution error
• Game theory
• girl smell
• Girls with glasses
• Go
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Gödel's theorem
• graceness
• Grey (idea)
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
• How the heart really works
• How to build your own computer
• How to buy computer parts
• How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
• How to give a hug (idea)
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• How to tell she's good looking
• How to win a knife fight
• How to Write Bad Poetry
• How to write poetry (thing)
• How to write sex and violence - tastefully
• Hypocrisy
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can (idea)
• I hate, therefore I am (idea)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I Need Something Stronger
• I used to think of marriage as a plate-glass window just begging for a brick (person)
• I want to be a muse
• I want you inside me
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek (idea)
• Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
• internship
• Jacques Derrida
• Knife fight in a phone booth
• La Blue Girl
• Lee Stories
• Management Techniques of the Bottom 95% of U.S. Corporations
• Mario Kart bugs
• menage à trois
• Mexican standoff
• Milo Minderbinder
• Mobile phone
• muse
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• n-body simulator
• Naming your computer
• New Hire Rules at the Overtime Biscuit Corporation
• Newton's Rape Manual and other surprises
• ninja sex
• Nokia Secret Codes
• Not pulling a Graduate
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Of Grammatology
• Over-educated Supervillains
• pluralizing a postpositive adjective (idea)
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• random internet friend
• Ransom note love letter
• Receiving compliments
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Sex is a gift of pleasure between friends
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Sex with your best friend
• Sexual etiquette
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• She's probably not single
• Should you take a creative writing class?
• Smile. Relax. Attack.
• Smoking as a nihilistic displacement activity
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Sony's Online Dating Game
• Spoonerism
• Superdickery
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter V - Intelligence Insults
• The Cheap Beer Challenge
• The Conversation Assassin
• The dirtiest verse in the Bible
• The End of Evangelion
• The Gap Game
• The goddess of the dimly lit (fiction)
• The greatest paper ever written
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The Joy Luck Fight Club
• The last innocent pillow fight
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The muse is a wicked creature
• The Myth of the Liberal Media
• The Nitpicker's Guide to E2 Style and Formatting
• the Organic Chemistry Blues
• The place where you were undone
• The quickest way to crash Windows NT/2000/XP
• The room is full of smoke and dialogue I know by heart
• the small of her back
• The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny
• The train never did come that day
• The unending confusion of watching a Christina Aguilera music video
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
• Things I learned in one week of college (idea)
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• thinkfuck
• Tits on a keyboard
• To the Muses
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• troilism
• Ulysses
• Variation on a Theme by Auden
• Vergangenheitsbewaltigung
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you. (poetry)
• Welcome to Everything
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Why I hate showering
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• Why the world is more beautiful without a creator
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• Womyn
• Writer's block
• yes I said yes I will Yes.
• you spoony bard! (thing)
• Your Boyfriend Hates You
• Your True Jedi Name