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Fri Oct 13 2000 at 15:13:39
You may be looking at your
paycheque
and looking at the amount taken off in
taxes
and things that are not called
taxes
but are
nonetheless
money
your
government
takes away from you without your
permission
and you may be wondering
how to get the best value for your tax dollar
. Well:
Become sick often, with
disease
s which are
expensive
to cure. Also see your
GP
often and demand he refer you
specialist
s. (Only works in
reasonable
countries)
Require rescuing by the
fire department
,
police
and
coast guard
as often as possible.
Try to become involved in some sort of
international incident
, get the
diplomatic corps
working for
you
for a change
.
If you can't be in a
government funded
special interest group
, try to be sued by one,
going to court
costs them money.
If the
spook
s haven't already
bug
ged you phone, give them a reason to (Try having 100 copies of The
Anarchist's Cookbook
delivered to your house along with a set of
hydroponics
grow lights). Then make sure you give them plenty of work to do by peppering your
phone
conversations with phrases like
conspiracy
,
communism
and
Napster
.
Become an
industry
vital to your
country
's
infrastructure
, (
big three auto manufacturers
) then start making really
bad decision
s, the
government
will have no choice but to
bail
you out.
The Ohio argument against federal income taxes
Alaska
The sound of rain on a corrugated steel roof
Individual Development Account
spook
For a Change
Paycheck
Triune Brain Theory
Napster
The Anarchist's Cookbook
communism
You'll earn a fortune
October 2, 2003
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