We all know those cute little computer symbols called "
emoticons,"
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are
represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about
some "assicons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc²_) a smartass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumbass