Baltimore natives, and how to understand them (idea)

Star Phone	Hon	If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes	avalanche
Baltimore, Maryland	Syringe	I'm a sucker for a good accent	accent
Baltimore has the best storms	Politicization of place names	Elfin	Poison Ivy
Dug	Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters	Styrofoam	Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
share	Merlin	Jones Falls Expressway	National Bohemian
Dihydrogen Monoxide	Baltimore Orioles	Blade of the Immortal