Well, what can I say?

If you've just been discharged from hospital after a rather traumatic accident, I can recommended to get yourself visited by that gorgeous blonde and noder extraordinaire, Paraclete. She provided not only 48 hours of entertainment by sharing with us her collection of hilarious anecdotes, she also cooked us a restaurant-worthy starter, a bloody brillant dessert and showed us parts of E2 we never dared to venture.

If she didn't exist, she'd had to be invented.

Thanks for stopping by, babe. You shine brighter than a super nova.