Wet willies are the
toddler precursor to
swirlies and
wedgies. If pranks were insects, this one is the
mosquito of the prank world.
Some
devillish youth
licks his finger and leaves it
sloppy. Then, when someone
least expects it, he plunges toward the
unsuspecting person's
ear, and drives his
sopping wet finger home. Most often accompanied by a
shrill scream and instant
covering of the
ears.