Now that's what I call cuisine, baby.
wrinkly informs me that saying stuff bonds with water molecules is, as I'd guessed, pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo. What really happens is that "we got emulsions; we get solutions and we get suspensions, but we don't get peroxides and hydroxys which come from -OH and H2Os reactions..." That's to appease the chemists, but as far as the cook is concerned it's the same.