Ah, to have just moved into your dorm...

And to have to immediately start cleaning because it's not so much the mold and the smell that bothers you, but the cock roaches.

Ah, to have just moved into your dorm...

And to have the first thing you do that evening be proclaim you and your orientation group pirates and run around the school with waterguns demanding cigarettees, alcohol, money, and condoms (affectionately termed "booty").

Ah, to have just moved into your dorm...

And be half drunk and singing "We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn, burn motherfucker, BURN" at 5am with 50 of your new friends in the courtyard, when you realize you have to go register in about three hours.

Ah...college.