To which side does your penis lean? (idea)

To which side does sir dress?	Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975	This page intentionally left blank	Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK	Natalie Portman	Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night	Glock 17
Front 242	metahumor	Yossarian's School of Badassary	Acclivity
Pam and Tommy's home video	It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly	left hanging	The Pillow Book