I'm walking to the office to hand in my papers for our trip to Africa.
What a deal - the trip is only going to cost 102 dollars. Sixty of the dollars are going to the trip; the other 42 dollars will be applied to my getting a picture taken with a real African orphan. That money is optional, but I think to myself: why go to Africa if I can't come back proving I've held a real African orphan?
I wake up after signing on the dotted line...