I, too, worship at the altar of Paul Keating's scathing wit. Some more memorable examples include:
On ousted opposition leader Andrew Peacock's chances of ever being Liberal Party leader again:
"A souffle doesn't rise twice."
On then opposition leader and now Prime Minister John Howard:
"John Howard has all the vision of Mr Magoo without the good intentions."
To former Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser:
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
On the parliamentary performance of then opposition leader John Hewson:
"The opposition leader today was like a tired old sock."