You don't have to go through all that trouble, you can go to a brewpub, they serve only beer, no hard liquor (you need to go to a private club for that). For example, there are two good ones on Pierpont Ave in downtown Salt Lake City: Marmot Mesa and Red Rock. Both have homemade microbrewery beer. Mm mm good.

For a real Guiness on tap, try Brewvies (677S 200W) and catch a movie for $2, way cheaper than $6.99 hotel movies.