hydrogen bomb (thing)

The "Hydrogen Bomb" is a very special maneuver one can only do correctly off the diving board of a public swimming pool (public pools provide an optimum number of victims). The "Hydrogen Bomb" is essentially a super cannonball made by anyone who weighs in excess of 300 pounds.

To perform a "Hydrogen Bomb" you must:

1. Mount the diving board.
2. Bounce 3 or more times (for effect).
3. Jump off.
4. Tuck in arms and legs.
5. Scream "Nobody expects the Spanish Inqui-SPLASH!"