(person) by Stride Wed Apr 19 2000 at 0:43:53
a fashionably gothic, heterosexual, dateless, caffeine-poisoned, posing, scrawny, black turtleneck wearing, slim cigarette smoking, spoony bard that thinks everything he has yet to touch is droll. many over 45 years old are seen wearing berets, these are called beatniks.

(always a work in progress)

I like it!