Kompressor's alphabet song. It has been described as reminiscent to Cookie Monster's song "C Is For Cookie".

B is for briefcase, with money bring to me.
C is for candlestick, I hit you in the knee.
D is for Deutschland, for Deutschland victory.
K is for KOMPRESSOR, KOMPRESSOR is for me!

K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.

F is for Frenchman, I dump them in the sea.
G is for Germans, we do not watch TV.
H is for Hatred, we do not like to ski, and
K is for KOMPRESSOR, KOMPRESSOR is for me.

K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
K
K
K
is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR.
K is for KOMPRESSOR!

--Kompressor in Action
As noted on the Kompressor in Action node, permission was acquired to post these lyrics, and they are in the public domain.