This is
Raymond Smullyan's extraordinary
method for attaining
eternal life. Unlike
previous-generation antiquated methods, which require you to muck around with
elixirs,
potions,
stewed frogs and
pricking your finger with a rusty pin in order to
sign a pact with the Devil, this
foolproof method requires only that you perform declarative acts (i.e.
say something), and is
GUARANTEED to work!
Of course, like all methods for eternal life, it has never been tested to completion ("forever is a long time"); however, we are also unaware of any failure modes.
READY? Then head over to how to live forever (step 1), to start the longest chapter in your life!
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