Noddy has now been taken off commercial television (in Australia) because of strong undercurrents of homosexual behaviour between Noddy and his best friend Big Ears. Many a time have we seen Big Ears and Noddy share a bed and whisper sweet nothings in each others' massive elf-ears. Everyone knows that Noddy and Big Ears are gay. What many have failed to notice is that Big Ears is having it off with Mr Plod on the side. Now that's the kind of immoral, disgusting behaviour that parents should not allow their kiddies to be exposed to.