"A Story," by Everythingians (idea)

e.g.	The Never-Ending Write-Up	Dinka	Everyone has a dead bird story
Orange Julius	Smells like a bowling alley	RST	Smells Like Teen Spirit
Naked Twister	Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal	absentee landlord	hooloovoo
Aighearach	Vitamin Q	spontaneous combustion	Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
The Midwest E2 Bathtub Jam	Ron Jeremy	Verne Troyer	thrombophlebitis
The Diametric Literature Hour	What does nuclear fusion smell like?