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- "Getting to know you in the Biblical sense" nodes
- 1-800-257-1234
- 202-244-3121 (thing)
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- About some girl
- An email from my ex-boyfriend
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- beta (idea)
- Blah blah blah Supermodels blah blah blah
- Bomb the Suburbs
- Books that will induce a mindfuck
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- Buy a Gun
- Capture the Flag with Stuff
- Chai
- cheat codes for vim
- Chuck Palahniuk
- ClockworkGrue
- Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
- Czeano's Vegetarian Chili Of Doom
- David Foster Wallace
- Dealing with annoyingly inquisitive children
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Douglas Coupland
- Drag Racing Basics
- East of Eden
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Findings:
- First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
- Fnord
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- God is a gun
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
- Hazelnut Chocolate Pie
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Hieronymus Bosch
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us (idea)
- Humorous Writings of E2
- I am forced to smoke my cat
- I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it. (idea)
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- I never thought I would node this
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- I think I think too much
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us? (idea)
- in the weeds
- Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
- It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
- It's obvious you've never owned a penis
- Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
- just a night
- Lancelot-Grail Cycle
- Lee Stories
- Linton Kwesi Johnson
- Losing a Tailing Car
- LSD Metrics
- Message Inbox
- Mobius stripper (idea)
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- My Own Private Waco
- neurolinguistic programming
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
- Only a simple computer program
- Parking warning
- Principia Discordia
- Pseudo_Intellectual
- psilocybin (idea)
- qousqous
- Quick Chai for ideath
- Rage Against The Machine's recommended reading list
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- REMFS
- Requiem for a Dream
- Richard Brautigan
- Ritual for Banishing Scarcity
- riverrun
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- Simon's Rock College
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- Songs to get stuck in your head: a mix cd
- Sonnet CXXX
- Tea smoking
- Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- The cat is a liberal!
- The Delicate Art of the Rifle
- The Evil Overlord list
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack (idea)
- The Responsible Drug User's Oath
- The revolution is over, and we have lost
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Theories of Minnesota
- Tourist Traps with Weird Physics
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
- Where's George
- Who Let the Gophers Out?
- Why I did what I did
- Why the American Dream is the rest of the world's nightmare
- Why women wear makeup and perfume