I'm writing you a dirty letter
to show you how I feel
expose my oxytocin levels
so you know that I'm for real
I love the way you're easy
that's probably tied to low self-esteem
when I think about your webcam pics
It's like I'm in a dream
Damn, I'm really into you
My life needs you in it
Unless you lost a leg or something
Baby, that's the limit
Don't talk shit about yourself
That just pisses me off
You're not just a dime a dozen
you are worth more than my Roth
IRA
I set up secret cameras
So I could watch you from my office
You need to stop sleeping and crying all day
you make for a really boring coffee break
I love you
and shit