Satan. At least, that's what the little tag dyed on the front said.

Boy, did that T-shirt always get mushroomboy in trouble. From everyone. Random people walking down the street would just up and harass him about it. I mean, it was funny but somewhat scary how much people would go out of their way to try to save this young man's soul. My favorite was when my parent refused to let him into the house without taking it off. He was somewhat taken aback and said "Um, but I don't have any other shirt..."

"You mean, the tag doesn't come off?"

No wonder he got so much shit if people actually thought he went to the trouble of scrawling Satan across a nametag and sticking it on his shirt. Just another in a great line of offensive T-shirts.