Okay, now let's get some
equal air time. Next time I log in, I hope to see and
vote up some
sexual myths women
perpetuate about
themselves, from guys who used to be fooled by these myths and no longer are.
Hmmm. Time to shed some more experience points. The favorite
memetic ploy I've encountered is the
me too gambit. It works like this...
Joe: Y'know, by and large, it's been my experience that women don't enjoy
porn/
bondage/
watersports/
kinky sex/
non kinky sex/
action movies/
Quake as much as guys do.
Bob: Yeah, well, as they say
vive le difference
Mary: Hey! That's not true at all, those are all generalizations and
sexual myths about women. I know plenty of women who enjoy porn/bondage/watersports/kinky sex/non kinky sex/action movies/Quake. Why, my room mate's cousin's ex study partner's sister placed first in the regional porn/bondage/watersports/kinky sex/non kinky sex/action movie/Quake semifinal.
Joe & Bob in unison: Wooow...
Joe: ...so you're saying that...
Bob: ...we've been wrong about women all along?
Mary: Yup! That's exactly what I'm saying.
Joe:
Kewel. We were just planning to get the guys together and indulge in a little porn/bondage/watersports/kinky sex/non kinky sex/action movies/Quake this weekend. You wanna come along?
Bob: Yeah, come on over, it will be a blast.
Mary: Um, no thanks. I don't feel comfortable doing that. I just meant,
in principle women are into all that weird stuff, but of course I'd rather die twice than go within ten feet of any of it... until the next time someone tries to exclude me from it or recognize the fact that I've essentially excluded myself.
Joe and Bob look really confused and a little disappointed.
Repeat ad nauseaum.