I am, indeed over
nine feet tall.
DMan and
Uberfetus hit the road every Summer to tour their inflammatory ventriloquist act.
Dem Bones secretly wishes he was
Diana Ross.
Gnarl secretly
is Diana Ross.
Dizzy is constructed entirely of discarded polyurethane, and lives on a diet of
AOL trial disks.
Baron Carlos likes to scare little old ladies (by dressing as a giant pecan pie and dancing
licentiously).
Heyoka is really a
mythical giant sea bass, and dictates her nodes via a specially developed "sonar probe" operated by
Nicholas Witchell.
Vanessa Feltz sits on the end of a seesaw and challenges children with the words "Come on then! Who wants to take me on?"
Jet Poop is a
pseudonym for the cast of the popular Seventies sitcom
Are You Being Served?