3:00 pm - I take
Allegra D with a full glass of water.
6:00 pm - I nearly
pass out from
exhaustion after sitting on my
ass for three hours.
9:00 pm - I wake up and eat an
apple. I go to sleep again.
12:00 am - I wake up and watch
Saturday Night Live. I watch some
porn. I go to sleep.
2:00 am - I wake up in a
cold sweat I have been dreaming of
Pat Buchanan in a
pink dress eating a
mango. I force myself to sleep by 3:00
6:00 am - I wake up
incredibly tired. I eat
pancakes. I go to sleep.
11:00 am - I wake up feeling
refreshed but with a
concerning amount of
gas. I take a
shower. I
pass gas for two hours
watching tv.
2:00 pm - I go to
work.
2:01 pm - I am
fired.
Long Lasting effect:
Whenever I hear a
whistling,
droning, or
buzzing noise, I
cringe.
Moral of story: DON'T TAKE ALLEGRA-D YOU WILL LOSE YOUR JOB.