But, but, there's Battersea park, with the giant gold
buddha. And there's
foofy expensive housing filled with people called Lucy and
Rupert (though they call it batt-er-see-er, of course). There's the really crappy up and down only sightseeing balloon. There's a huge building made out of lego and plastic that houses
QVC. There's no
tube, but a couple of really scary run-down stations. There's, um, yeah. you're right. Bugger all happens in battersea.
Though i did once go to a very strange party there, and had to spend half the next day drinking
irn-bru to subdue my
hangover.