The dream of Everyone on Everything.

One day, everyone will be conscripted to three years of mandatory noding; nodaholics will be revered (rather than reviled) and M-noders will be looked upon not with scorn and derision (as they are now) but as sexually potent gurus whom the community will look to for wisdom and a good bi-weekly shag.

Alternately, it would also look mighty fine on a T-shirt.