Everything Rumors (idea)

Okay. This is what I've heard:

• knifegirl was bitten by a radioactive ape which has given her the proportional strength, agility and odour of a monkey.
  
• jessicapierce likes baking cookies for people but she licks them before giving them to you.
  
• pseudo_intellectual is neither pseudo nor an intellectual.
  
• thefez enjoys taunting pregnant women by asking them why they ate their babies if they loved them so much.
  
• dem bones does not actually have any bones but is largely comprised of cartilage, much like a shark.
  
• ideath has sold her handle to an online mortuary for $250,000.
  
• yossarian is allergic to fish.
  
• Saige supports her noding habit by selling bibles door-to-door.
  
• icicle is the perfect murder weapon.
  
• zot-fot-piq used to be known as zot-fot-pig before he started working out.
  
• and before hoopy_frood dropped out of Clown College he was known as Fucko the Clown.