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  • Evan DiBiase - 07/11/00
  • everyone should have stars on their ceiling - 06/25/04
  • everything work ethics - 06/10/04
  • Everything, Kansas - 06/17/04
  • Evil lesbian girl - 06/14/04
  • Evolution in action - 11/17/04
  • evolutionarily stable strategy - 06/07/04
  • Extensions - 09/28/05
  • extra question marks and not enough apostrophes - 06/08/04
  • Faith Operating System - 12/19/03
  • feed the tree - 12/08/04
  • Feeling Minnesota - 12/22/03
  • Fifty Classic Climbs of North America - 06/11/04
  • flag stop - 12/14/04
  • Flickr - 1/13/05
  • Flint Town - 06/20/04
  • Flowering plants helped the evolution of dinosaurs after the mass extinction - 12/18/03
  • Flowers Become Screens - 11/17/04
  • FREE TRUMAN - 06/18/04
  • frisella - 06/01/04
  • frontal cortex - 06/03/04
  • frothing dog dragging a chain - 06/14/04
  • funny, it worked last time - 06/10/04
  • F-Zero AX - 06/17/04
  • Gallup, New Mexico - 06/10/04
  • Gay Sweatshop - 07/01/04
  • gentle hands of a girl - 09/23/04
  • gershayim - 06/10/04
  • giant monolith - 06/18/04
  • Girls in leopard print skirts with firm thighs and calves - Reporter By IWhoSawTheFace 06/28/04
  • Green Plastic - 06/07/04
  • Guessing Game - 05/25/04
  • Gunnar Myrdal - 06/14/04
  • Hey, you're young - 06/22/04
  • Himinbjorg - reported by Oeq1st1 06/13/04
  • hollow ground - 06/24/04
  • Horry County, South Carolina - Reported by telbij 11/19/04
  • How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you? - 05/27/04
  • How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore - 05/27/04
  • How to Be a Girl - 06/29/04
  • How to masculinize a feminine face - 12/19/03
  • Huehuecoyotl - 06/11/04
  • Human brains kept alive in jars - 06/03/04
  • Humility is endless - 06/10/04
  • Humoral response - 06/22/04
  • Hyper Music - 11/17/04
  • I am the thought on the bath in the room without mirrors - 06/14/04
  • I belong to a lost generation and am comfortable only in the company of others who are lost and lonely. - Reported by telbij 11/19/04
  • I don't want the world, I just want your half - 12/08/04
  • I eat every day with a ravenous appetite - 06/17/04
  • I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband - 06/12/04
  • I got what I wanted - 06/17/04
  • I had no idea the world could be so pretty; what a surprise - 06/18/04
  • I Have Sideways Auras - 06/18/04
  • i just want to go for a drive, lets shut up and enjoy motion for half an hour. - 12/19/03
  • I seem to be out of words. Can I have some of yours? -
  • I Still Know What Your Breasts Did Last Summer - 05/27/04 Reported by golFUR 04/26/05
  • I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it. - 06/22/04
  • I was born to live lonely inside myself. - 06/07/04
  • I was frying eggs and thinking that life itself is really the only worthwhile entertainment. - 12/14/00
  • I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful - Reported by golFUR 04/26/05
  • I've got pictures to prove it - 12/19/03
  • iatrogenic disease - 02/21/05
  • Icon of Coil - 10/20/05
  • immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead - 08/03/00
  • In a sinking ship, under tons of sand - Reported by IWho SawThe Face 06/28/04
  • internal possession - 10/13/04
  • It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. - 05/27/04
  • Itzpapalotl - 06/11/04
  • János Bolyai - 12/14/00
  • Jason Newcomb - Reported by telbij 11/19/04
  • Juan Ramón Jiménez - 06/22/04
  • Jungle Strike - 06/11/04
  • Junkanoo - Reported by IWhoSawTheFace 06/28/04
  • junkpile - 06/18/04
  • killed because of her difference - 06/25/04
  • labels that do not mean anything - 06/18/04
  • Lake Michigan College - reported by Oeq1st1 06/13/04
  • Larisa Oleynik - 05/25/04
  • Laser Teeth Whitening - 11/17/04
  • lateral spreading - 06/07/04
  • Laughable Lyrics - 05/27/04
  • Laughably simple. And simply laughable. - 05/27/04
  • leg wax - 05/26/04
  • like iron shredding velvet - 06/20/04
  • Link Notify - 06/16/04
  • Little Miss Muffat's Force Field - 12/18/03
  • Live Nude Shakespeare - reported by Oeq1st1 06/13/04
  • local toll call - 06/10/04
  • Lou Whitaker - 06/18/04
  • love me till your heart stops. love me till i'm dead. - 12/19/03
  • Lower Manhattan - reported by simonc 08/07/00
  • Masahiro Matsumoto - 07/08/04
  • May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations - 06/16/04
  • Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons - 06/21/04
  • melon baller - 06/17/04
  • Men and Women Compared - 05/26/04
  • Michael Dinowitz - 06/11/04
  • Miho Hatori - 07/25/05
  • money is time - 12/19/03
  • Morimoto Masaharu - 07/08/04
  • Multi Versioned File System - 06/11/04
  • Multnomah Falls - 12/22/03
  • Mutant M&M's - 2/7/05
  • my dog it has three corners - 08/08/05
  • nanotech breast modification - 06/02/04
  • Naupactus - 06/14/04
  • Neurosuspension - 06/03/04
  • Never underestimate people's willingness to follow convenience over principles - 12/19/03
  • No Pants Day - 06/11/04
  • nodermeet - 07/06/04
  • nonlinearity - 12/12/04
  • non-existence - 06/15/04
  • My northerliness allowed me to see bears - 06/21/04
  • nuclear mishaps - 06/25/04
  • Nuclear Yield Testing - 06/10/04
  • Nukes - 06/12/04
  • on duty - 07/17/00
  • One last kiss before the long goodbye - Reported By IWhoSawTheFace 06/28/04
  • optimal persona - 06/02/04
  • Osawatomie, Kansas - 06/14/04
  • paint your friends as angels - 06/22/04
  • palapa - reported by presto 07/27/00
  • Palestinalied - 10/20/05
  • parallel processing - reported by Oeq1st1 06/13/04
  • Parenthood readiness test - 06/11/04
  • Participatory anthropic principle - 06/02/04
  • Patecatl - 06/11/04
  • people stats - 11/17/04
  • people you never knew but will always remember - 05/26/04
  • perfect technique - 06/17/04
  • permanent drug - 06/18/04
  • Philippa Pearce - 06/11/04
  • phone voice - 05/27/04
  • picotechnology - 06/03/04
  • Planet of the weeds - 06/10/04
  • political agenda - 06/28/00
  • Political Geography - 06/10/04
  • Political kulturkampf - 06/10/04
  • Portchester - 06/10/04
  • prawn crackers - Reported by yclept 06/15/04
  • pro-decency - 12/19/03
  • prompt criticalit - 06/18/04
  • Proof of Godel's Incompleteness Theorem For Dummies - 06/17/04
  • puppy sleeping noises against my flesh - 06/17/04
  • Quantum Game Universe - 06/08/04
  • Ranier Valley - 12/14/04
  • Red Raccoon - 06/08/04
  • regressive trance - 10/19/04
  • Rewards of a classical education - 06/18/04
  • Riff Regan - 06/07/04
  • right-thinking - 12/12/04
  • Rochester Hills, Michigan - 06/20/04
  • rodox - reported by tribbel 08/18/00
  • Rokko Island - 06/12/04
  • Role Playing MUD - 09/29/04
  • Saginaw, Michigan - 06/20/04
  • Sally Kirkland - 06/10/04
  • satellite early warning system - 12/13/00
  • Sayan Mountains - reported by Oeq1st1 06/13/04
  • Scooby Doo : Special Victims Unit - 07/07/04
  • See Dick defenestrate Jane - 09/23/04
  • See Emily Play - 06/10/04
  • self-replicating - 06/02/04
  • Sexy hair colors just don't exist in nature - 12/17/04
  • Siege engine - 06/02/04
  • Silveira v. Lockyer - Reported by telbij 11/19/04
  • single-vowel poetry - 02/18/05
  • So You Want to Be an Elephant - 06/15/04
  • social activism - reported by Oeq1st1 06/13/04
  • Sol Yurick - repoted by Lord Brawl 06/26/00
  • someone you know - 07/13/00
  • something curious found in an old cabinet - 06/12/04
  • Something to Sing About - 06/30/04
  • static we bring trouble to your right side - 12/18/03
  • Stop the Violence - 06/25/04
  • Story Musgrave - 06/14/04
  • Straight-face - reported by washort 06/26/00
  • Sunt lacrimae rerum - Reported By IWhoSawTheFace 06/28/04
  • Supercaptaincoolman - 07/13/00
  • Switchblade Symphony - 12/08/04
  • tac-tac-tac bag - 06/19/04
  • taquilla - 06/10/04
  • taquitos - 06/10/04
  • teasing - 06/25/04
  • Ten Commandments of the Female Nerd - 12/15/04
  • That's America - 06/25/04
  • The Book of Three - 06/14/04
  • The customer is always an idiot - 06/18/04
  • The Everything Development Company - 09/10/04
  • The function of the police is social control and protection of property - 06/18/04
  • The General in his Labyrinth - reported by Lord Brawl 06/26/00
  • The Great Aussie Ford-Holden Rivalry - 06/17/04
  • The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete - 05/26/04
  • The Maniacal Mafia - reported by Zari 07/18/00
  • The Manifold Usurpers - 06/08/04
  • The Merry Widow - 06/28/04
  • The Omega Code - 10/19/04
  • The Origin of Love - 06/08/04
  • The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers - 06/28/04
  • The Rights of Man to Property! - 12/17/04
  • The Song of Swords - 12/19/03
  • The source code of my brain - Reported by Oeq1st1 06/15/04
  • The traps are one inside the other, and they all snap shut at the same time - 06/29/04
  • The truth is visible through the cracks in broken people - 12/19/03
  • The 12 Traditions of soc.bi - 06/22/04
  • the 20 greatest texts ever assembled - 06/26/00
  • there are two colors in my head - 02/07/05
  • There is no content in this node. - 06/01/04
  • There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit. - 06/11/04
  • Thirteenth Amendment - 12/19/03
  • This is a part of my life that someone who loves me will be able to deal with - 12/15/04
  • this makes me sad - 06/25/04
  • Thru Hiking the Appalachian Trail - Reported By IWhoSawTheFace 06/28/04
  • Tim Eyman - 06/07/04
  • Time filled with encounters that leave no mark on us - 06/10/04
  • Tin pot dictator - 06/10/04
  • tired chess - 06/11/04
  • Token blue-haired chick - 02/18/05
  • tomatillo sauce - 06/17/04
  • tonal - 10/21/04
  • Tonatiuh - 06/11/04
  • Touching the Void - 06/28/04
  • truth functionality - 06/24/04
  • Tube socks or heeled socks? - 06/16/04
  • U.S. Taxpayers Party - 12/19/03
  • Ultimate Intelligence - 06/03/04
  • unattainable - 06/16/04
  • Understand the male desire for muscle mass - 06/16/04
  • Urbain Le Verrier - reported by Oeq1st1 06/13/04
  • Vanaheim - 06/11/04
  • Video Watusi - 08/02/05
  • Vietnamese cuisine - 06/18/04
  • Viggo Kampmann - 06/12/04
  • Virtual reality and pain treatment - 06/03/04
  • vote tag - 06/29/04
  • we are ugly but we have the music - 06/18/04
  • We just can't be amazed, even if you pull the pin from your hand grenade - 12/19/03
  • We have the technology. - 07/14/00
  • we played our games with one button and one blinking light, and we loved it! - 12/19/03
  • We trained the lions not to weep - Reported by IWhoSawTheFace 06/28/04
  • Weapons of mass deception - 06/18/04
  • What are we here for? - 05/27/04
  • What treasure, uncle? - reported by rootbeer277 12/14/04
  • When I grow up I want to be a Live Nude Lesbian - 06/13/04
  • When I Grow Up I Want To Be An Oompa Loompa - 06/18/04
  • When the Lights Gone Out - 06/01/04
  • where the Maidens' inviolate garden lies - 06/17/04
  • Whidbey Island - 06/11/04
  • White Pepper Ice Cream - 06/25/04
  • who ate all the pies - 06/10/04
  • wholesale slaughter - reported by presto 08/07/00
  • Why does it have to be so confusing? - reported by mblase 08/22/00
  • Why Paganism is Good for Girls. - 05/25/04
  • Will you stop that scratching and give me a beat? - 12/19/03
  • Yavanas - 06/11/04
  • Yefim Bronfman - 06/11/04
  • Yevon - 06/11/04
  • You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault - Reported By IWhoSawTheFace 06/28/04
  • Your dreams are broken. Your heart is new. - 06/14/04
  • Yupana - 06/11/04
  • Yvan Cournoyer - 06/11/04
  • Yvain - 06/11/04
  • Yvonne Fletcher - 06/11/04
  • Yvonne Navarro - 06/11/04
  • Zoë Payne - 06/10/04
  • .vc - 06/18/04

     

     

     

     


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